Tupto

You ever notice office drawings? You know those drawn by the cube occupant’s kid, niece, nephew or some other child in their life. Well, we had a meeting in a cube land “bull-pen” today were I was witness to one of the scariest of these drawings I think I’ve seen yet.

I’m thinking it may have been from a kid that was a little older, but still young enough to be making these types of drawings. I guess it wasn’t so much of a drawing per se I guess you could say it was more of a sign.

The background was entirely colored in red crayon and the words welcome to the gun show. It was clear that the first time this kid spelled show it was wrong and he/she scribbled it out. Something like this only imagine it written in crayon.

This meeting was at 1:00PM but a lot of the people in there were eating lunch at their desks. One guy had a bowl of some goulash with lots of peas and creamy sauce, it looked gross. It was just sitting there; I am assuming he didn’t want to eat in front of everybody. Eventually he gave in and started eating. All of a sudden I hear this what I could only assume was some sort of chewing, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, CHOMP, CHOMP, SMACK. I was like, holy crap that is disgusting. I noticed the guy sitting next to me noticed too, he just looked over at this guy like, are you serious with that chewing dude!? And this guy has to sit next to him all day.

Some other guy in there had his lunch all over his giant stomach. Nice guy, but yuck.