The first time I heard it I couldn’t imagine what he was drinking to elicit that type of response, but he would go, “MMMMM, <smack> ah, yeah that’s good.”

Then he did it again the other day, but it was a hundred times worse because I thought maybe he was having sex with this magical drink of his. I was thinking an orgasm was imminent.

Not that a person’s looks has anything to do with being grossed out, (actually I take that back) but in this case, well it kinda goes hand-in-hand with the whole scenario. His body is shaped like the girl on Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, you know the one who turned into a blueberry.

Somebody ended up asking him what he was drinking and it was a $4.50 orange smoothie.

Ordinarily I wouldn’t share something like this, unless I had already emptied a few of these glasses, anyway the reason why I am telling you is because they are really cool and I got a great deal on them. They are Bohmia crystal red wine glasses from the Czech Republic. The even better part about it is that I only paid $12.00 at Marshall’s (after being marked down numerous times) for a box of 6 glasses. How awesome is that?

The picture is of two of them right out of the box, imagine how good they will look all cleaned up and full of wine.